Is George W. Bush Batman?
Sat, 07/19/2008 - 2:09pm
Forget Bruce Wayne. I think Dubya is actually the Caped Crusader. In her excellent review of "The Dark Knight" the latest in the Batman franchise, Slate scribe Dana Stevens writes, "[T]he movie seems to arrive at much the same conclusion about Batman as Americans have about Bush: Thanks to this guy, we're well and thoroughly screwed."
Stevens does a great job of deconstructing the copious references to the war on terror in the film, but I feel a need to explore her point about Bush at little bit more carefully.
Warning! There may be a few mild spoilers here:
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Batman
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Dubya
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Lives in an enormous mansion attached to a vast secret
underground complex
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Yes
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Yes
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His Arch nemesis is _____ whose goal is to ______.
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The Joker; "burn
down the world"
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Al Gore; warn the world about global warming
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His parents were:
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Killed by a small-time criminal.
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Threatened by a small-time dictator.
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Commits himself to an aggressive plan to rid the world of evildoers.
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Yep
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Check
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But his plan
subsequently backfires, making him extremely unpopular.
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Yep
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Yep
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When innocents are killed, as a result of his actions, he:
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Broods, considers hanging up his cowl
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Quits playing golf
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Builds a massive surveillance network, which upsets his most loyal employees.
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Yep
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Yep
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I'm Batman
Bush = Batman = faulty logic
OMG .. People think Batman